my stomach is so upset right now. I know the world doesn’t work this way, but it’s almost like my body is punishing me for being in a good mood for too long.
me: Wow, great day! I’m so happy!
body: Sorry, we don’t know how to handle positive emotions. You’re going to feel like shit now.
me: =( okay
and moving on. Sorry for the pointlessness, y’all.
